If this isn’t what dreams are made of, I don’t know what is.

Normally when an early morning runner usually finds something, it ends in some CSI shit. This was not the case for local Jeff Stolowitz, where his early morning run landed him with a giant doobie.

The stash of weed weighed in at two kilos and had been wrapped in a brown film resembling a blunt — the doobie had also been coated in blood to detract the sniffer dogs from detecting it.

Unfortunately, Jeff made this discovery apparent to the Florida authorities which sadly eventuated to the massive blunt being destroyed.

Oh man, what we would do to be in the room of that blunt was being ‘destroyed’ by fire.

Images courtesy of The Dayton Beach News Journal.