SZA recently opened up to fans via Twitter, sharing her experiences in retail before she pursued a career in music, when the story took a totally unexpected and hilarious turn.
We learnt that SZA worked for Sephora, H&M, True Religion, Abercrombie and finally Deisel, where she got fired due to a “weed brownie conspiracy”.
I forgot Deisel too ?they fired me over a weed brownie conspiracy ?… conspiracy ?? https://t.co/ZEfbyzz9wo
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
It all started when SZA had an appetite for the brownies her co-worker kindly and totally innocently brought to work for everyone.
Aight so bim. I walk into work and shorty has a full container of brownies she brought from home. Fresh hot .. seems normal ??♀️ https://t.co/QhalpZjxEl
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
She opens em in the break room and everybody starts crowding like ooooo aaahhh . She DONT SAY NUFFIN BOUT NO DRUGS
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
I’m sure we’re all familiar with the fact that if there’s free food in the break room, you take it.
Everybody takes one (u know when niggas say everybody it’s really 3 ppl) ..mind u I’m new here ..nobody’s eating the whole thing but MY hungry ass eats TWO like mmmm ya free BREAKFASS !!..30 mins pass?
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
Although things weren’t all what they were cracked up to be, girl got fired over some fucking brownies.
I start to sweat .. I’m looking at niggas across the sales floor they laughing and shit.. I’m like wow I gotta boo boo I’m nauseous I’m ???..mind u I ain’t even KNOW…10 more mins pass ?
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
Long story short I’m the only one coming out of their actual skin looking like I ATE meth . I get called to the office ? I don’t know why this is happening I tell her I need a doctor. She fires me . I spend the rest of the day in a Mexican restaurant searching for answers #SETUP
— SZA (@sza) August 26, 2018
Will this make us think twice about taking free food though? Probably not.
Speaking of celebs acting like they ate meth, Azealia Banks recently hid out in Elon Musk’s mansion.
