Lindsay Lohan’s had a busy few years to say the least, starting with a twitter campaign to play Batgirl, to suing Rockstar Games for defamation, to starting a feud on Kim Kardashian’s Instagram.
Now, she’s designing a luxury Island in Dubai.
In an interview on The Wendy Williams Show, Lohan said “I’m discussing designing an island in Dubai at the World Islands. . . Lohan Island”.
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There’s only one photo left on her Instagram account:
So, what’s going on? There’s a twinkle in her eye. She knows something we don’t.
Maybe she’s fallen in love with the Persian Gulf – its air, it’s reforming capacity, a spiritual epicentre to cure personal ails.
Who knows . . .
Maybe it’s some kind of preemptive move to secure a military bunker for an impending WW3. Or an island to manufacture electric cars.
Hey, if you can switch bodies with your mama, anything’s possible.
Buy one of Elon Musk’s flamethrowers to protect you no matter what happens.
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