Australia is home to some nasty-as creatures, I think we could all agree that some would even make David Attenborough’s skin crawl. Even the world’s deadliest snake was no match for our Redback Spiders, where it ended caught the ~little~ guys web and subsequently paralysed in a Victorian shed.

Vinifera resident Carmel Munro was walking through her shed on Monday when she saw “the real life David Attenborough story in front of my eyes.”

Yeah, nah.