So Drake rolls up to formal in Memphis, Tennessee, absolutely blowing everyones socks off. Last time anyone did something remotely like this was in 2006, when Jen Hawkins agreed to go to formal with a fan (then bailed).
But why was he there? Chaperoning his cousin Jalaah and her gal pal, of course. Teenage Drizzy lover’s lives were made and we’re kinda pissed he didn’t fly to Australia for our formal.
But it doesn’t stop there, Drake even hosted a bomb-ass afterparty for 400 of his cousins ‘closest friends’ at Hard Rock Cafe. IDK about you, but it definitely beats my formal after party which consisted of a backyard filled with teenagers drinking cruisers and the occasional goon of fortune swing.
It seems Drake has been all over the headlines lately, from his house getting robbed by a fan to crashing a school formal. Keep it up Champagne Papi, just swing us an invite next time.
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