Famously taught to pre-schoolers everywhere, the phrase ‘you are what you eat’ is a sage piece of advice that should be remembered and lived to its fullest capacity.
As you already know, Donald Trump is a dumpster fire of a human being so it’s only fitting that the fuel he powers his orange colored machine with is also complete garbage. Trump and McDonald’s are both markers of the powers of Capitalism so it’s no surprise ole’ Donald enjoys chowing down on a tasty Big Mac.
Wow, Matt Lauer was just fired from NBC for “inappropriate sexual behavior in the workplace.” But when will the top executives at NBC & Comcast be fired for putting out so much Fake News. Check out Andy Lack’s past!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 29, 2017
We love indulging in a late night, pre-hangover sneaky McNugget feed as much as the next person, however, like all things, Donald Trump takes his Maccas order to new heights of extremity. In a new book detailing the ins and outs of Trump’s presidential campaign, written by his managers Corey Lewandowski and David Bossie, Donald’s top picks for brain food are revealed, showcasing further that he holds the mental capacity of a child. Sorry kids.
Donald received his ~essential nutrients~ whilst prepping to run one the world’s most powerful countries through, two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fishes, and a chocolate milkshake, with his other favourite snacks including vienna fingers, potato chips, pretzels and oreos. What a beacon of #wellness, #fitspo, #livingyourbestlife.
The McDonald’s order amounts to over 10, 000 kilojoules in one sitting – let’s hope Donald keeps up his health habits, hopefully it have him taking an eternal sick day soon!
