Now that every Donald Trump related joke has written itself, there isn’t much we can do now except wait for the next 4 or so years to be over. The easiest thing to do is get of your face, with Donald Trump’s face – pressed into these pills.
Emerging on dark web circles, the drugs apparently originated in Amsterdam and were shipped over the US. Not only are they strikingly similar in colour to Trump’s sickening breed of orange, they contain 220mg of MDMA – hey, just enough to make you forget Donald Trump is President!
Trump ecstasy – 265mg MDMA (seen in Vienna) V.high dose & V. High risk. Not unusual so TAKE CARE: try 1/2 or 1/4 pill first!
HT @profhrs pic.twitter.com/Qr1ceVMgBu— Steve Rolles (@SteveTransform) July 16, 2017
The Daily Mail has reported that each pill is selling for approximately $8 each – a capitalistic effort Trump would be proud of? Or a total f*kn disgrace.
Either way, can anything Trump related be trusted?