My housemate’s addicted to reality TV. Legit addicted. I got up this morning and their were two sisters on TV planning a wedding and raggin’ on the whole damn town. Now she’s got me bleary-eyed at midnight, cussing fancy boys and cheering on a nerd’s first kiss.

Netflix is going to the nek-level with a reality show The Push, where space oddity Derren Brown tries to manipulate people into committing murder.

Jesus. Yeah … into it.

Get the popcorn out and watch people kill other people on February 27.

In the meantime, why not brainstorm other ways to commit murder with this 16-storey snowboard ramp.