I’ll be honest, ever since I moved to Sydney people have mentioned the shitty coke. I was sceptical until I keyed a pile of lumpy powder last week.
Yeah, not great.
Down in Melbourne we actually prefer the horse tranquilliser, ketamine. It’s always interesting to try and pick a city’s drug of choice.
Over in the UK, they’re racking it up faster than you folk in the Northern Beaches. A report gathered by VICE through the Freedom of Information request has shown that “mental and behavioural disorders due to use of cocaine has risen by more than 90 percent in the last four years.”
Despite an increase in hospitalisations, the percentage of the population using cocaine has remained steady (between 1.9 and 2.4%).
Bad coke?
Over in the US, Trump’s looking to take a page out of Rodrigo Duterte’s playbook and murder anyone manufacturing the stuff.
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Trump: “If we don’t get tough on the drug dealers, we’re wasting our time — and that toughness includes the death penalty” #tictocnews pic.twitter.com/wsS0UtFqwx
— TicToc by Bloomberg (@tictoc) March 19, 2018
Nice to see our world leaders respond like drug dealers in ’80s Miami.
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