Who hasn’t held a Super Soaker over their sibling and prayed to God flames would shoot out the other end some day …

What was once a nifty pickup on video game side quests has now become a fully-fledged, $500 USD, sleek, dual-coloured rifle with a top-mounted gas tank.

Ya’ll ready?

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Elon Musk took to Instagram and started behaving just like you when he fired it up:

Don’t do this. Also, I want to be clear that a flamethrower is a super terrible idea. Definitely don’t buy one. Unless you like fun.

A post shared by Elon Musk (@elonmusk) on Jan 27, 2018 at 5:29pm PST

Boring Company are taking preorders now. (They’re also selling fire extinguishers for $30 USD just in case you manage to burn the house down.)

I’ma buy for once these driverless trucks become self-aware.