Despite being one of the world’s greatest authorities on all things street and skatewear, Palace don’t take themselves too seriously. From emblazoning your aunty’s favourite, Elton John on t-shirts to using Jonah Hill (actor/ full time streetwear enthusiast) in promo material , the brand is very much in tune with their inner aptitude for hilarity.
With the Autumn ’17 collection dropping in New York and London as we speak (online launch for your copping needs is August 18), we’ve compiled a list of the most absurd product descriptions the comedy collective/ brand have come up with.
“SOMETIMES I BUY 2 APPLE PIES TO USE AS RADIATORS TO KEEP MCDOIN’S DELIVERY HOT”
“CROCODILE DUNDEE AND NANDO’S CLIMAX THING”
“THAT’S YOU AFTER THREE PINTS”
“THE DELIVERY GUY VANISHED IN A MASSIVE CLOUD OF VAPE SMOKE”
“HOLLER YOUR MUMS CONNECTION YARD MAN LINK”
“BLAD YOUR OTHER HALF LOOK LIKE THE RED BREDDA OFF ROAST BEEF MONSTER MUNCH”
“JESUS SAVES THEN SPENDS IT ALL ON PALACE”
“IF YOU’RE HAVING PROBLEMS SLEEPING WATCH BOSS BABY”
“I GET IT YOU LIKE GUCCI CONGRATULATIONS THAT SHIT IS OLD MATE”
“XANAX TURNED YOU INTO A BUMBLING IIIIIDIOT”